some interesting phrases/one-liners i've heard in the past four years.........

OUCH!!! - cheryl in a smoke filled yahoo conference

But she's closer to me! - hehehehehee

OK Fine! so im a male lesbian - amcho Benju baab

But sediously man - fetod

ill slap u and throw u out of the window! - chemistry proff to a 115 kg guy.

look at the integrity of the class... not a single soul is attending my lecture! - physics proff, about mass bunking mechanicals

i'm warning you all.. there will be blood on the walls! - Toggle

why are there so many talkings in the class? - Bhokvaas

tomorow, please ........ bring ...... hi speed ....... miranda brand .... - Mr. Chari!

i want to buy a red ferrari! - Mr. CFC rajiv

sorry man, my pop fell in church! - Robin (not Batman's Robin)

i normally sit on my head and surf the net! - ella santiman

Sir, the reason why we cannot demonstrate our project code is that we are not supposed to install any software on the college computers, since they are student accounts!!! - sumone at a project seminar

Frank Lampard is the best midfielder in Europe, cause he makes end to end runs, he's not a very good tackler or dribbler, and he's jo is not to score goals.. bur still hes the best! - Mr. CFC rajiv again

i play Gerrard's role in my team, the Eagles - Sports sec. Jan(uary)

if i don't come for the tour, many people will not come for tour! - Mr Kashmiri Kotru

i would like to thank Mr. R k, no k r no k p ad.. mad .. bad gan goinkar,,,.... - Mr IEEE Conrad addressing our priniple (Mr. R. P. Adgaonkar) in his vote of "thanks"