Well, It's no secret that I am single now. And since I am out of work too, it's difficult to meet any new people... So I was thinking about placing a classified ad in the newspaper.. thought I'd get your opinion first.

WOMAN WANTED
A tall, well-built woman with good
sense of humor, who can cook frog
legs and who appreciates a good fuc
- schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.